Disclaimer - Simple Version

DISCLAIMER - SIMPLE VERSION

WARNING: THIS SECTION IS INTENDED FOR HUMOR. PLEASE READ THE ACTUAL DISCLAIMER HERE.

Section 0:

The software part is purely optional. Now, as to negative distances, thats going to be a problem. Time travel? Go ahead.
Section I:

If you hurt or damage something, it's your fault, not ours.

Section II:

If you screw up, don't blame us. We warned you.
 
Section III:

Sorry. This section can't get any simpler.
 
Section IV:
 
Don't break any laws. If you do, it's not our fault.
 
Section V:
 
Don't do anything stupid.

Section VI:

If you find anything wrong on this site, too bad.
 
Section VII:

Something wrong with the disclaimer? TOO BAD.